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Jordan

A smelly, retarded nigger who dates girls underage and tries to flex, even though his odor will burn your nostrils and has nothing to show for. Do not come near this nigga within 50 miles or you will regret it.
Jordan is a Fuckin ugly ass coon
by teachmychildren May 14, 2015
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A stuck up ugly person girls run away from at first sight. You would never want to date him. He is 1/2 incher and rides carnival rides for a life
"God, that guys such a Jordan..."
by HMHBOSS February 5, 2017
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jordan brend: a sexy ass motherfucker fine peice of meat he will steal your bitch fuck her in the ass and then break her heart he is daddy as fuck prolly your daddy mr. steal your bitch and instagram @ianjordan__ youtube @YCW jordan
who stole your bitch?
jordan brend: a sexy ass motherfucker fine peice of meat he will steal your bitch fuck her in the ass and then break her heart he is daddy as fuck prolly your daddy mr. steal your bitch and instagram @ianjordan__ youtube @YCW jordan
by mr . IM RIGHT October 15, 2017
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Jordan is an extremely awesome person, who makes an amazing big brother, he may have a few fall out with his siblings but will Always be there for them no matter what... Jordan is a very hard person to find he is unique and special in his own way.... Everyone loves him and don't think u can name one person who knows him who dislikes him... He is a very generous person and love to have a good laugh with his friends and family... Jordan makes an awesome friends because he is loving, caring, nice, helpful etc... If he gets a girlfriend i'm sure as hell swear she will be the luckiest girl alive...
Girl 1: I have a new boyfriend!
Girl 2: cute! Who is he?
Girl 1: his names Jordan!
Girl 2: omg!! I can already tell he is an awesome person, ur a very lucky girl!
by 13ah.161 January 1, 2017
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Jordan is a very quite guy, he showed me a caring side until we got into bed. He turned into a demon, destroying me.

He later told me he had a girlfreind. I'd love to make a life with him but sadly he resides with blondes and lives at home.
by Estherxxxoo October 16, 2018
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Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.
Jordan is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for
by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014
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no one likes her. she is really annoying and she has no friends
look away there is jordan
by hwhwkewllwkw March 11, 2019
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