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Jordan

A smelly, retarded nigger who dates girls underage and tries to flex, even though his odor will burn your nostrils and has nothing to show for. Do not come near this nigga within 50 miles or you will regret it.
Jordan is a Fuckin ugly ass coon
by teachmychildren May 14, 2015
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Jordan

a worthless peice of shit that will take your virginty and fuck u a couple of times and wait a couple of months and break up with u
by stevens_babygirl420 October 23, 2017
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Jordan

A stuck up ugly person girls run away from at first sight. You would never want to date him. He is 1/2 incher and rides carnival rides for a life
"God, that guys such a Jordan..."
by HMHBOSS February 5, 2017
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Jordan

A girl that is so outstandingly beautiful it hurts. She is kinda shy,but once you get to know her she is amazing. She is extremely talented and has the voice of angel. Very loving and kind. If you find yourself a Jordan,you're lucky. Make sure to keep her.
"I met this girl today"

"She is so shy,but very beautiful"
"She mus to be a jordan"
by Awny_heh July 31, 2016
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jOrDaN

no one likes her. she is really annoying and she has no friends
look away there is jordan
by hwhwkewllwkw March 11, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a very quite guy, he showed me a caring side until we got into bed. He turned into a demon, destroying me.

He later told me he had a girlfreind. I'd love to make a life with him but sadly he resides with blondes and lives at home.
by Estherxxxoo October 16, 2018
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jordan

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.
Jordan is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for
by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014
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