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tennis bros

Don’t even start shit with these three because they will find you and beat the shit outta you. Littest group out there. Facts
Tennis bros- group of 3 girls that r too damn funny for ur existence
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teeniesweenery 

a big ginger gaylord with a small penis and a girlfriend who fancies his boss
im taking Kat out tonight, oh i thought she´s got a a Teeniesweenery already ...probably a token ginger bender still in the closet though!!
teeniesweenery by andy ransom November 8, 2018
“Whoa, she knows everything!”
Of course she does... she’s Teenie!”
Teenie by Ktmr March 14, 2019
Da Central-East American state where Reebok sells a lot of sports footwear.
Did Tennissee da same thing dat Arkansaw? Dunno, Alaska. Tenni saw Della wearing her brand New Jersey to da racquetball court.
Tennissee by QuacksO March 14, 2019
A stupid sport where people spend a lot of money and their precious time just to hit neon yellow balls with sticks
Person 1: Why would anyone play tennis? All they do is hit a ball with a stick
Tennis by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Teanisopia 

When you time travel to the future and you have a cup of tea but the tea is holographic so you’re not actually drinking it so you die of dehydration and then go to hell
Dan: Why does it feel like I’m not actually drinking this tea?

Mark: We must be drinking teanisopia! But we’re gonna die of dehydration!

Dan: AHHSIDNEIWJAJJ
Teanisopia by Booty_Flakes September 8, 2019