Swine

A friend or "Bro" of sorts

Yo dude i was just chillen with some fellow swines down behind the chilis, you should come next time.

by The Prophet Ezekiel September 27, 2011

Popularity Swing

Can be used to define when the popularity of a product or service gains momentum to another product due to the hype being switched over.

John: I'm using myspace right now it's the best.
Joe: No, you should use facebook because everyone is using that now.
John: Since everyone is using that I guess I will switch over then.

If people switch from Call of Duty to Battlefield 3 there is a popularity swing because all of their friends are playing that one game.

by Namynos June 22, 2011

swing low

The penis, especially a large one

I was trying to get some stank on my swing low when the bitch hit me in the head with a smoodee.

*Smoodee: an iron used to iron ones clothes (eg: smoodees the wrinkles out fo the clothes)

by Denise November 29, 2004

Swing Set

A threesome where the girl is suspended from the ceiling by wrists and ankles. then one man swings her and another guy stands in front of her and lands his dick in her mouth. The switch on and off swinging, and doing.

dude, we gave that girl a mean swing set last night.

by DVR-310 December 11, 2006

Swine Flu

A compleatly overated illness promoted by the media because they have nothing else to write about. according to the media, Swine flu will become a pandemic, and everyone will end up dying because there is no cure. Also refered to as "A-H1N1."

Random Kid: *cough cough*
Another Kid: "OMG YOU HAVE SWINE FLU! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!"
Random Kid: ...
Other Kid: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

by ♥ sMiLeYbAbE101 ♥ May 3, 2009

Swine Flu

The Swine flu is the sick feeling you get when you wake up next to a fat girl, whore, skank, slut or other non-desirable form of monster.

When I woke up and saw her laying there I knew I had contracted a case of the swine flu. Known to cause instant regret and years of therapy. The swine flu gives you the same feeling you get after you eat at KFC. "Oh God, why did I just do that? I
feel like shit. I have to get the fuck outta here."

by RBN33 April 27, 2009

Swine Flu

The feeling you get when you open your eyes in the morning after a long night of drinking whiskey, and realizing that you had sex with the unattractive, usually obese woman snoring next to you.

OMG Bro!! I am sorry you have the swine flu, but we all appreciate you taking one for the team last night.

by H-Town JrMafia April 30, 2009