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student

someone really tries to learn but has no gain
by hyun September 22, 2003
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stupeedo

A stupeedo is a very fast person, wearing speedos.
Dennis: OMG look at the hot stupeedo
Tarzan: *cough* ur boyfriend is here by the way
Dorita: Smart move, Dennis
Otis: I don't like stupeedos, I like HEBS
by Otis the Stripper June 18, 2008
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Stutee

Good luck, something good that happens to someone
person 1- I have an interview today and I'm very nervous

person 2- don't worry, just take some stutee with you

person 1- oh yes! stutee will makes go well
by larararraraa November 22, 2021
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three studges

Three manly men so extremely attractive that they are more unresistable than the dudes on the Axe commercials.
Those three studges were beating women off them with sticks at the bar last night.
by spragie March 20, 2014
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Stude

A red headed guy named Steve, who likes to call everyone he meets DUDE!.
Hey Stude, grab that 2x4 and bring it over here!
by GABHHO April 21, 2009
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The Student Room

The Student Room is an online forum for teenagers, primarily, but you'll always find adults who exercise their bragging rights because their little Annabelle or Toby got 14 A*s at GCSE and 4 A*s at A Level, and is going off to Oxbridge. This bragging is omnipresent among students too.
There are many different kinds of forums, ranging from 'I got rejected from Oxford. Am I still special?' to 'My friend got into Teesside and is happy. How do I let her down?'. As demonstrated by these forum names, there is a lot of fapping to Oxbridge and its equivalents, where a common mentality is present, that being 'if you don't get in, you fail at life'.
Politically, it is leftward skewed. Surviving for a day as a righty is impossible, as you are hurled abuse from the left majority, being referred to as more -ists and -phobes than there are made up genders. Consequently, an admin or rep will fish you out of the crowd and shut you down.
Things not to criticise on the Student Room: Islam, Positive Discrimination, Wage Gap *coughs* bullshit *coughs*, Racism against white people (rEVerSEd RaCiSm), feminism, gender being a spectrum, Oxbridge (the OJW (Oxbridge Justice Warriors) will be on your back), Immigration etc.
Typical 'The Student Room' threads and responses:
OP: How do I get into Oxbridge with 7 Bs and 3 As?
Reply: Hahaha you must be joking, try somewhere of your level, maybe Leeds Beckett?
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OP: Anyone going on the Durham open day?
Reply: I got an offer, but I don't need to go as I got an offer from Cambridge instead.
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OP: My RE teacher told us Mohamed married an 8 year old but didn't consummate the marriage. Is she lying?
Reply: Uh no! Islam teaches love and acceptance, and will benefit the western world!
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OP: I think immigration should be stricter as it's not economically sustainable to have open borders.
Reply: XENEPHOBE!!!! AHHHH HOW DARE YOU CRITICSE IMMIGRATION. @cakeinmyface DELETE HIS ACCOUNT NOW, GATHER ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND DESTROY HIM.
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OP: How do I live after a Durham rejection?
Reply: Lol your personal statement must have been proofread by someone at Leicester.
by bigboobies007 August 11, 2019
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student groan

Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.
He had been paying his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.
by avgirlie September 16, 2008
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