stab-and-forgive

A stabbing action at a person who offended you or made a poor excuse for their absence. After stabbing them you can forgive them.

On the night of John's stag do his mate called up and said "sorry i can't make it". Stab@him, but forgive him. Stab-and-forgive.

On the night of a Huge engagement party so and so did not turn up, because of spam email apparently. Stab-and-forgive.

See also: stab@thee.

by stabmeister August 14, 2006

Shat Stab

When one shits on a plate, molds the feces into a knife, and stabs someone in the eye with the newly forged weapon.

Shat stabbing gave me pink eye!!

by mattyferocious July 25, 2010

Poo Stabber

boys who work in web departments with secret obsessions with cat toys, love crock pots, and Chinese women.

Everyone may think they are working diligently in their office, but they are just wasting time poo stabbing.

"Jeremiah is a Poo Stabber!! He done poo stabbed Johnny! And he liked it!!"

by the smuts November 16, 2012

poop staber

a poop staber toss's the salad with suryp. john vincent does is with jelly, suryp and whip cream. well this is only according to my friend kyle turpie.

kyle turpie and john vincent are poop stabers

by shady the nig September 10, 2004

stab

1. Female masturbation. ie. with her fingers or a sex toy (such as dildo, vibrator)

2. Sexual intercourse.

Peita: I'd rather have a stab then go to bed.

by Fryhtanic August 9, 2004

SAABotage

The act of spending a fucking fortune on a luxury Swedish car, only for it to terminally break down two years later.

Toni: WTF!!! The fucking engine has packed in??? It's never been out of the bastard repair shop since I bought the cunt!! Geoff: I told you, you stupid bitch, THAT is SAABotage! But you never fucking listen, do you??? Toni: Wanker!

by Mel Carroll May 28, 2008

Staba

Japanese slang for Starbucks. Going there is refurred to as Starbing.

"The girls went Starbing. They said they'd bring us some latte's."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004