by river runner June 29, 2011
Get the spank shadow mug.Noun: A lone sock kept in a bad (yet handy) hiding space
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.
Johnny was upset and embarrassed when he realized that his mother had not only found, but had washed and returned his spank sock to beneath his mattress.
by James Barden October 24, 2006
Get the spank sock mug.My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.
by Amawee21 May 15, 2016
Get the Spank sabbatical mug.Happens when performing oral sex on a female from the any position(preferably the back), she laughs and farts hitting you with a spray of foul misting defication.
1.) Today I decided to give my girl the business and that bitch skunk sprayed my new sheets and carpet.
by Nerdgenius June 12, 2010
Get the Skunk Spray mug.To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.
by Keith the Nomad November 12, 2008
Get the spunky sandman mug.Robert: "Wow, that chick at the bar was for sure Skunk Slut."
Hernando: "Yea, I could smell her all the way on the other end of the bar, I bet she is getting railed out by several men right now."
Hernando: "Yea, I could smell her all the way on the other end of the bar, I bet she is getting railed out by several men right now."
by WhompusCat May 14, 2011
Get the Skunk Slut mug.I woke up in the middle of the night and touched my girlfriend's back only to find that it was glazed in a thin layer of skunk sweat.
by Byetor June 7, 2016
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