spank shadow

A shadow of a person masturbating.

I could see your spank shadow from outside on those thin curtains.

by river runner June 29, 2011

spank sock

Noun: A lone sock kept in a bad (yet handy) hiding space
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.

Johnny was upset and embarrassed when he realized that his mother had not only found, but had washed and returned his spank sock to beneath his mattress.

by James Barden October 24, 2006

Spank sabbatical

Taking a time out, a breather from long periods of masterbating.

My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.

by Amawee21 May 15, 2016

Skunk Spray

Happens when performing oral sex on a female from the any position(preferably the back), she laughs and farts hitting you with a spray of foul misting defication.

1.) Today I decided to give my girl the business and that bitch skunk sprayed my new sheets and carpet.

by Nerdgenius June 12, 2010

spunky sandman

To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.

I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!

by Keith the Nomad November 12, 2008

Skunk Slut

A female who decends the odor of a skunk which indicates her desperate desire to want to fuck.

Robert: "Wow, that chick at the bar was for sure Skunk Slut."

Hernando: "Yea, I could smell her all the way on the other end of the bar, I bet she is getting railed out by several men right now."

by WhompusCat May 14, 2011

skunk sweat

Sweating at night when the smell is indistinguishable to that of a skunk.

I woke up in the middle of the night and touched my girlfriend's back only to find that it was glazed in a thin layer of skunk sweat.

by Byetor June 7, 2016