Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Byetor

Sneeze Tourettes

When you involuntarily shout out a cuss word immediately following a sneeze.

"🤧 FUCK!!"

"🤧 Son of a bitch!!"

Essentially two examples of sneeze tourettes

Sweating at night when the smell is indistinguishable to that of a skunk.

I woke up in the middle of the night and touched my girlfriend's back only to find that it was glazed in a thin layer of skunk sweat.

Skunk sweat occurs over night when you wake up drenched with sweat smelling not unlike a skunk

I went to spoon my girlfriend in the middle of the night only to find her back was glazed with a thin layer of skunk sweat.

To have been put in a bad or grumpy mood by an outside force. When for whatever reason things in your environment have pissed you off.

"For fuck's sake you are in a bad mood, who grumped you?"

Grumped by Byetor May 13, 2016