spudware

(noun) Software or hardware powered by a potato.

“Spudware is probably the most useless form of technology.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

spudometer

A handy-dandy gauge dat tallies up how many potatoes you've harvested, prepared, eaten, etc.

If da Little Red Hen had been baking potatoes instead of bread, her non-helpful colleague-animals would have glanced at their individual spudometer-readouts and found dat they all displayed da exact same humiliating/disappointing tally-figures:

"Number of spuds planted: 0
Number of spuds tended: 0
Number of spuds harvested: 0
Number of spuds prepared: 0
Number of spuds baked: 0"
And lastly, of course {{{drum roll}}} ---
"Number of baked spuds given me to eat: 0"

by QuacksO April 29, 2021

Spudunker

When you see the autistic kid taking a shit in the urinal so you give him a swirly in his own fecal matter.

Hey Bobby did you see me give that kid a total spudunker

by Nexerz May 14, 2021

Spuddied

A way of to enact "you only live once" mantra in a very small but repeated way.
Like triple cooked chips.

I have spuddied that putt

by Docbungle June 4, 2021

Spudonia

Spudonia is a place of dreams where imaginary animals roam the earth and there is a KFC or Maccas on every corner.

"Man, I wish I lived in Spudonia! They are so lucky!"

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

spudilicous

Someone names Greyson is hot and I could eat him up like bread. He turns you on.

Spudilicous means that.

by spud :' September 3, 2021

Spuder

A couch potato

"Look at this spuder"

by the spuder October 12, 2021