Magically spontaneous

The difference between a cream-pie and a facial

I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...

by Chaunceythegod22 March 3, 2021

thumb splint

Use of a thumb as an addition to or substitution for a penis gone flaccid due to whiskey dick.

I was so hammered last night I couldn’t get hard, but I used a thumb splint and faked the ending.

by btothef October 3, 2021

Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

Hoinky-Spoinky

Of the sexual nature.

"did anything hoinky-spoinky happen between you and ___ ?"

by Mr. Hoink Spoink December 14, 2022

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.

“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”

by Deefa23 March 19, 2024