Split personality texter

During a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.

During text:
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"

Person B: "Why?"

Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."

During real interaction:

Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person

Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)

by SJJS August 10, 2010

Split dick syndrome

also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .

split dick syndrome blood cock

by dwight mchunglow February 5, 2010

banana split

Your guy comes over, he give you his banana and you ask him to leave right after.

Honey, come over and give me a banana split, I need to get to work early tomorrow.

by Ber September 7, 2006

lickety-split

to administer cunnilingus

I gave her lickety-split

by Jake February 4, 2004

split tail

term used for the vagina and also any male who is acting like a huge pussy.

Split Tail: "I don't feel like going out, my head hurts"

Normal Person: "Shut the fuck up you split tail mother fucker"

Noun: "What a fucking split tail"
Adjective: "Grow up you split tailled mother fucker"
Verb: "You split tailing son of a bitch"

by iseveryscreennametaken? May 29, 2007

Splice

The awkward seam on some leggings or yoga pants located on a womans vagina

she did a split, and i could totally see her splice

by Hawkinelli June 24, 2010

split-tail

A split-tail is a woman or girl over the age of 18 who presents themselves in sexually, morally or ethically degrading manner. Slut, easy, pass around girl.

The term "split-tail" should never be used to describe a moral woman, dedicated wife or teenager under the age of 18.

The guys, bushman, piled in the van and one said, "ready to go split-tail hunting"?

by Angelo Mysterioso LGSSR May 9, 2010