Shit-Spit

To spit out something in some way resembling shit in texture, smell, taste, feel, or look.

Me: Dude don't put that cappuccino mix in your mouth. You might shit-spit it on this awesome shirt.

David: *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* (shit spits)

Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

by w00t. April 7, 2007

turkey spit

When you about to blow ya load on a hoe, have that hoe tug on on your balls and watch it shoot off like apollo 13.

When ya really really bored with doing missionary, tell your bitch, grab and get ready for a pearl shower Hoe says now that was a nice turkey spit gangsta Give that Bitch a Turkey Spit

by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008

The Spitting Camel

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."

Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."

Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."

by mopper January 11, 2011

Beaver Spit

(cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation

oh shit my Beaver Spit is all over him!!!

by sexual diviat on the move June 8, 2009

spitting shade

A derogatory comment or insult often made both fiercely and directly to another person. The next degree of throwing shade.

- Dr. Phil, I made you just like how Oprah made you. You were nothing before I came on this show!
- Bitch dare to be spitting shade on my show? Sit the fuck down.

by WilliamForrester February 15, 2017

Spit Munger

Another word for a complete and utter fuck-tard.

Ambre, what are you doing you spit munger?!?

by ToxicFlange September 5, 2013

Spit shined

The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva;
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.

"So what did you guys do last night?"
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022