brown eyed special

amy
-when you have a loose butt hole from too much anal.
- when you're on a trampoline and you yell "not too high" because you don't want poop to fall out
-when your parents are brother and sister

amy has the brown eyed special erryday from johnny

by zrkleaf July 17, 2011

Dicey's special

the massaging of the female genital region while on a dance floor of any night club or bar.

not considered a "dicey special " over underwear, it must be skin on skin.

it can become a game in which percentage of success rates can be compared

i gave her a dicey's special last night ;)

by eiget August 15, 2012

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

by Televangelist July 7, 2009

MLB Special

Sexual act consisting of a male being on the recieving end of oral pleasuring while enjoying copious amounts of dip. Once the point of ejaculation has been reached the individual immedeatly squirts his ejaculate and his dip simultaneously onto the face of the pleasuring female partner.

Named in honor of MLB/Atlanta Braves star Brooks Conrad and his brutal rage,physically impossible amounts of dip, and walk off grand slam in the 2010 season.

Once she was done blowing ole Brooks, he gave her the MLB Special.

by Matt J Kemp July 1, 2010

sunday morning special

n. A sex position based on the reverse cowgirl which takes place on the toilet and the guy opens and reads a newspaper while having sex

After a night of heavy drinking, the next morning Nate and Patty had a sunday morning special in the bathroom.

by Benton West December 12, 2006

Guttermouth Special

When one goes to a fast food restaurant and orders combo meals 1-10. If they have less than ten, ex. 8, order 1 and 2 again. Usually done when a large group needs a lot of food quick.

So I was at Wendy's when a big group of fat guys rushed in. They didn't wanna take the time to order for themselves so they just got a Guttermouth Special.

by VB dude August 17, 2010

Special Agent

An federal employee of the government that investigates federal crimes, and collect sensitive intelligence information that may pertain information on terrorists and criminals.

I am an Special Agent for the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).

by Ernst Yvelle December 17, 2013