sparticus

noam. is. sparticus.

he is. what up now schmorgasbored?

by hmm May 22, 2004

the sparky

the act sticking a straightened out paper clip through your nose like a bull ring, then, touch boths ends of the paper clip to the positive and negative ends of a AA battery and see how long you can withstand the pain. Elite party game

dude 1) you should do the sparky
dude 2) hell nah that’s crazy
dude 1) would you do it for a scooby snack
dude 2) fuck yeah
*dies*

by WalnutPaste September 10, 2019

smarty cunt

also known as (smart ass) dad used it this is milliganus

stop being a smarty cunt

ha ha smart cunt

by jim milligan aka skillz aka piper June 9, 2004

smarty

A person who scores hatricks in the Olympics. To score three goals once is a Hatrick the second Hatrick is considered a SMARTY.

Oh man one Hatrick is crazy to get but to get a smarty that's unbelievable.

by bmasch September 12, 2010

spartan helmet

When someone is sleeping or passed out, you put a beer bottle standing up on each one of their eyes, and then lay your dick in the middle, you can also take pictures of it to add to the humility they will feel the next day.

boogle: when kyle was asleep i gave him a spartan helmet
roger: I remember that, we also put the pics of it on his myspace!

by Felly B December 25, 2007

Sparticus

What one calls a very large penis. Usually talking in third person

OMG Sparticus is huge!

by tjg2009 September 19, 2009

Spasty

spastic and nasty mixed together. the result of not being able to find the right word to describe someone's crazy personality and behavior

watch out for this one, she's spasty

by aye jaye October 10, 2008