A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.
example 1
person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."
example 2
person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"
person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."
example 2
person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"
by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010
Get the smooth crisis mug.An adjetive used to describe an individual who is incapable of making simple every day choices. Responds to simple questions with "I guess we'll figure it out", "Whats the rush". Often finds themselves sleeping.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to drink, we have a large water or a medium water?"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"
by slothtammer December 8, 2010
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The solid brick of egg on a Mc'Donalds egg Mc'Muffin, solid yellow in color and cylindrical in shape.
by Michel Mc'Nasty November 5, 2010
Get the Sloth patty mug.A mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall "fag" ball. They also prey on drunk "scrotes" at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.
My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...
by P Dangerously August 31, 2011
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Get the smooth dumplings mug.To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by smoothies, i.e. people throwing apple-smoothies at you.
Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Nici: Hey, did you hear about davids teacher the other night?
Wolfi: No bro', what happened?
Nici: He gone hit on the head by a smoothie, knocked him clean out!
Wolfi: K.O.! Smoothality!
Wolfi: No bro', what happened?
Nici: He gone hit on the head by a smoothie, knocked him clean out!
Wolfi: K.O.! Smoothality!
by Ziwo December 2, 2011
Get the smoothality mug.staying at home with no intent of doing anything but lounging around all day being lazy, wearing ratty yet comfortable clothing.
by muddieddesire August 5, 2012
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