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blood sock

I found a nasty blood sock in Sebastian's bed.
by keheee March 12, 2008
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Sock-head

A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head
Adam: "whats up with that kids beanie?"

Brad: "oh dude thats a sock-head"
by honeysuckles September 30, 2009
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Nice Socks

A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.
"suck a dick"
"nice socks" (he looks)
you snicker and walk away as he stands there, confused.
by geniusJTDubbz February 7, 2018
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Sock it & Cock it

Procedure used by those who prefer their partners not to sound like Maria Sharapova in bed, whereby a sock is placed in the partner's mouth to muffle the sound
"Andy placed his sock in Diane's mouth before taking Mr Winkey for a tour of Pleasuretown - Thereby carrying out a text book 'sock it & cock it'."
by Simon Clayden September 22, 2007
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sock puppet

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.
by captainherring April 8, 2005
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ham sock

AKA condom, rubber, jimmy hat n. A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes.
Damn, Scott hit that bitch raw dawg, and didnt even think of using a Ham Sock.
by smokinsoljah420 February 23, 2007
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tube socked

It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud
Guy 1: you ok bro?
Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked!
Guy 1: eeh
by Your Mom692 March 14, 2019
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