Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 19, 2020

Snail Trail

A mark left behind on tinfoil, left by a torch heated pill, while being smoked through a straw by a crackhead.

Look at the snail trails left on the foil, this bitch is a crackhead

by Fried Bacon01 February 26, 2025

Snail Or Cheetah

A fun little game to be played while one person is sleeping. While the person of choice is sleeping, you rub their belly until they wake up in the middle of the night and if you get caught you’re a snail but if you don’t get caught you’re a cheetah. This continues until you get caught or you want to rub another belly!

“I snuck into Mr. Smiths house and we played Snail or Cheetah alllllll night!”

by AspergerKing420 December 19, 2021

Snail Burger

One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.

Snail Burger went to OrgasmTown to find the wet ones.

by Gorilla Tag Fella September 15, 2024

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

The snail

The snail is reffering to a common meme hipothetical, where you are proposed a deal:

Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.

In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.

(in the year 2197)
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-

by QQQZZZJJJ April 14, 2025

garry the snail

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived

garry the snail lord of the multiverse.

by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023