Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

Sladger

A big yellowy greeny turd, similar to diarrhoea, but with many many chunks of carrot, sweetcorn, mushroom, and hair in it.

Mate, I just did a fucking sladger in my pants, it felt real good!

by J-Wizzle-Wizzle June 19, 2009

slugged out

when a person is tired and slow from a long night out, could be containing to drug use or just partying too hard.

"BRUH I took two xans last night and I'm slugged out today"

by coldasmic March 31, 2016

spludge

when cum drools all over your hand

i had a wank last night and spludge just drooled onto my hand before i gave it a good licking

by CAPS July 4, 2016

sludgehammer

Occurs when the girl lays at the edge of the bed naked while the guy stands above her head (also naked) and quickly drops on her face causing her legs to shoot up paralell; the guy will then quickly grasp her legs pulling directly back causing him to be on bottom on a little thing they call 69.

I gave this girl the best sludgegammer last night, her lakes looked like rubber.

Greg, you shoulda seen me sludgeham this chick last night.

by Back-yard bandit January 13, 2005

Alabama Sledgehammer

A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomizes the lying man.

One Night Tranman, Ramon and jacquewho? decided to do the Alabama Sledgehammer

by Masde October 30, 2007

tennessee sledgehammer

when one hits someone as hard as they possibly can fuckalation

i'm about to have to give that dude the old tennessee sledgehammer

by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005