Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021

Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!

person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?

by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021

Pocket Size

Used to describe the tiny sized popstar JC Chasez and his ability to fit in ones pocket.

“I told JC to fit his ass in my jeans since he wanted to act pocket sized.”

by TinyChasez July 18, 2021

size jack

A person (male or female) who prefers average-sized penises.

Who do you think she slept with last weekend?
Probably William. She’s a size jack and he’s pretty average down there.

by MayContray January 9, 2021

Keely-Sized

A way to describe someone who is around “4,10”

“Look at that jacket. That’s totally Keely-Sized”

by People that is a person March 3, 2020

fanta sizing

verb. to determine the size of your soda bottle

I was fanta sizing my coca cola bottle.

by femboythatscool March 25, 2024

Fey-Sized

Verb

any object small enough to easily get lost between crevices and swiped by fairies only to be found in wildly unrelated locations. Examples given: 10mm socket, PC case screws, coins, batteries, marbles, etc.

Hey, please watch out, that's a fey-sized pen spring and I really don't want it lost.

Don't worry man, I'm just gonna-

*twing, out the cracked window!*

...

*CRIES OF ANGUISH*

by the117doctor March 11, 2025