Julian Shift

A change in a teenage male's life when he decides to to stop playing videogames, usually followed by a sudden ability to socialize.

That kid just underwent a Julian Shift and now all his friends want to to play him Xbox again, despite the fact that they were dicks to him.

by No Longer Funny Hitler November 6, 2011

Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!

Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!

by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011

ice shift

When you’re trying to drink the last ounce of beverage out of your glass, and the remaining ice in the glass suddenly shifts toward the lip of the glass, and that last ounce spills all over your face and shirt.

Joe: “Jim, why is your shirt all wet?”
Jim: “I was a victim of ice shift, Joe!”

by Pppoppp March 15, 2023

Red Shift

A red-shift in the light from a star shows that the distance between us and the star is increasing. The bigger the red-shift the faster the star is moving away.

Student: "Teacher what is red shift?"
Teacher: "Red shift is the wavelength of the light that is stretched, so the light is seen as 'shifted' towards the red part of the spectrum. "

by Dr. Annole March 21, 2023

shifting

reality shifting isn't lucid dreaming, it's moving your consciousness to another.

Olivia: Girl you won't believe what happened!!

Isabella: what happened?
Olivia: I finally shifted to Hogwarts yesterday!!
Isabella: girl are you ok? that's just lucid dreaming
Olivia: NO IT WAS REAL! REALITY! reality shifting is moving your consciousness to another!

Isabella: oh my god, okay okay if you say so

by livieshifts January 27, 2023

control shift n

yes incognito aka "porn"

keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

Flame shift

To deflect judgment for being a terrible person and/or doing terrible things by jumping on the momentum of hate toward someone else. Typically used by canceled influencers/celebs in an attempt to regain public favor and win back their audience.

Despite being extremely problematic figures in their own right, Jeffree Star and James Charles have chosen to flame shift to Mikayla Nogueria for lying to her fans, hoping that the community will forget their much worse misdeeds.

by IndigoPhoenix21 February 23, 2023