Self ass smack

When you smack your ass yourself

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict

by sir moron da great April 5, 2021

Selita

A girls name COMMONLY misspelled as Celita...DUDE ITS NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL?!

Finally a message to everyone who can't spell my name correctly, LEARN ENGLISH PEOPLE...💀

Selita is not spelled Celita, she is a cool and unique person who loves food. I rest my case.

by Dr.Daddy123 November 8, 2022

Selimenur

Someone who is too kind for this cruel world..
Always peacefull..

- have you seen selimenur today?
+ I dont have super visions you dummy.How can I see angels?

by Imaveryunknownperson123 December 2, 2022

Selpurple

#5D5CE0 is a shade belonging to the purple color family, loved by Selacturus

I used Selpurple as a primary color in my UI design

by metecan April 26, 2023

Internet self

A term describing the sum of one's internet activities, including facebook and twitter profiles, forum activity, instant message conversations, websites run, etc. The term is meant in contrast to the rest of one's life in the real world.

My internet self is such a dick to this girl... i'd be way nicer to her in real life.

by Ebonyks January 23, 2011

tele-selfie

Taking a selfie pic with a friend, or famous person, except the other person isn't there but only on the television in the background.

Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.

A big deal among Illinois College grads.

by speedster February 21, 2014

lookaway selfie

1) The act of taking a picture of yourself and trying to make it look like someone else has photographed you in a candid, natural, un-posed moment.

2) Capturing yourself in a moment and making it look like someone other than yourself found your pose so interesting it had to be captured in a photograph.
3) Being your own paparazzi

The lookaway selfie she posted on Facebook is weird.

by Aspasia April 25, 2014