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Bitch Scratch

Like being bitch slapped but the fingers are bent to use the finger nails to scratch and slap the face of your opponent. Usually used by vicious teen girls or drag queens in fights over lovers.
Don't be fucking with Liz, she'll bitch scratch you up so bad that you'll wish you weren't bitch scratched up so bad.
by Ol' Dirty Buck May 16, 2016
mugGet the Bitch Scratchmug.

Scratched the fly

To fail at something ; to get close at something but then to fail
“She could’ve gotten the job, but she scratched the fly on the interview
by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024
mugGet the Scratched the flymug.

Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).
Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.
by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025
mugGet the Scratching Postmug.

Chicken Scratch

I was so tired my essay started to look like chicken scratch
by bootyjuicebandit May 26, 2019
mugGet the Chicken Scratchmug.

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.
He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
mugGet the Cooking From Scratchmug.

Scratch

by Peterhatmin November 14, 2021
mugGet the Scratchmug.

Poo scratch

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?
by Wastelander March 30, 2024
mugGet the Poo scratchmug.

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