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royal scoop

When you finish inside your partner, then pop your penis out in a way that your semen makes a creamy crown around the head.
Boy 1: What did you do last night?

Boy 2: I gave her the royal scoop, we had a good laugh over it
by Dameeko July 10, 2017
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Vag Scoop

The act of taking ones hand and quickly "scooping" anothers vag in anger, retaliation, or just for the hell of it. It is synonoumus with "sack tapping", (but for chicks).
"I vag scooped Brandi, and now she has the whole cheer squad trying to vag scoop me"
by illegally_sexy August 18, 2011
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Scoop

Cute usually, flirtatious but not always on purpose. Athletic, a loving guy who cares about everyone but doesn't mind to tell you how it is if it's needed. A great listener and a great person to ask for advice from.
Usually athletic, if you ever meet one their usually looking happy or trying to be funny, but if he's ever in a relationship then that means he probably spent a lot of time testing the girl to make sure he found the one.
I talked to scoop yesterday he was pretty cool
by scoopitupman November 19, 2023
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Scooping em

when you beat someones ass so hard you scoop them as their lying on the ground (football celebration dance)
yo Arons scooping em
by Silver_lightning July 10, 2016
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alligator scooping fork

What to call ur ex bf when u shove him in the pool
I shoved him in da pool and called him an alligator scooping fork
by Becky000000010001 March 9, 2017
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scooped mids

A phrase typically associated with 90s death metal guitars. It is used to describe a guitar sound that has had midrange frequencies removed to create a more sinister and crisp tonality.
Bruh the guitar on that album sounds crushing with those scooped mids.
by Bass_emperor22 September 3, 2022
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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