get ya a scoop

Telling someone that they are retarded. Also it can be defined as dumb ass people who think they're funny, but they're not.

Bubby I think you need to get ya a scoop.

by Shaving hairy April 6, 2017

Scoop

Another term for picking up someone or something

Okay I'll scoop you in ten.

by 177175 April 17, 2017

Scoop Horse

Something some mental kid at school says constantly...

OOOOOOH! SCOOP HORSE! OOSTEN!

by COJONESLAMIENDO May 4, 2017

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 4, 2017

Scoops

The act of applauding or cheering for someone or something.

Scoops to winning the football game.

by Lily lee miller October 12, 2017

scoop

to flick someone's nipple up

i scooped someone

by SCOOP MAN March 13, 2018

scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017