samuel

a guy that has no dick. # morgz

samuel hos no dick

by big balles December 5, 2019

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samuel mode

when you're angry at people that are angry at you. bonus points if they are making fun of you too.

you: oh, hes going samuel mode!!!
another guy: aaa!

by traktai April 21, 2019

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samuel mode

when you try to be as annoying and angry you possibly can.

watch out hes on samuel mode!

by traktai April 21, 2019

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Samuel

on the outside hes a big quirky caring teddy bear. but on the inside, hes this hellraised demon who will do anything to make your day the worst day of your life!

person 1: that guy seems like a real samuel.
person 2: it says in the book of everything; that you should stay atleast 10 feet away from samuel to live a happy and fulfilling life

by traktai April 21, 2019

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Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

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Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.

girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP

by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019

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