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Redneck Handjob

A handjob where the person giving has a band aid on their finger
Mark got a redneck handjob from Stephanie the last night, gross..
by oneloadedcheeseburgerplease April 19, 2023
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Jackass Rednecks

A bunch of jackasses who drive trucks and flip you off down the road or you also see them out in the country causing hell yelling at you or their buddies while doing stupid illegal shit. If there names are Jeremy and Anthony and they live in Missouri stay away.
Hey man you won’t stick your ass out the window at the elderly woman and flip her off and ramp your truck.

Jackass rednecks I hate those fuckers.
by Kinglarsen84 February 14, 2019
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Redneck Tow

Moving an inoperable, undrivable vehicle from one location to another by pushing it with a regular old car (or rusty pick up truck).

One person sits in the broken car to steer, and the other drives directly behind in the 'pusher' car, flooring it to be able to move both vehicles. There is no equipment involved in this tow--just front bumper to back bumper and pedal to the metal.
A Redneck Tow is usually accompanied by screeching tires.
by tantallum May 1, 2011
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Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.
The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
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redneck cleanse

I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.
by EV780 May 19, 2016
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a thirsty redneck

Someone who likes their cousin
"Man my cousin lynn; I wonder if she a freak."
Aye bro u a thirsty redneck
by longdaddyd December 30, 2011
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Redneck Hickey

A hickey but with more animal tendency.
My boyfriend gave me a redneck hickey last night.🥰
by Codipher June 26, 2020
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