Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
by muwtu May 04, 2020
freind: how to read?
me: go to school bruh
freind: but school teaches 98% useless information
me: that's kinda true
me: go to school bruh
freind: but school teaches 98% useless information
me: that's kinda true
by your local department April 06, 2022
My best friend Zack Read
by ERummel December 07, 2018
After three burritos and a side order of nachos, I snuck away from the family to go read Colossians.
by JC Mathews October 09, 2022
A freakin ahmazing person, your best friend, and the person everyone is jealous of. She is absolutely gorgeous in every way. Shes a great secret keeper, and will always be there for you. She looks like she couldnt harm a fly butt she can kick your freaking butt if she needs too. Shes usually a very great dancer and she kicks butt at everything she does. Shes such a great girlfriend and if you didnt give her a chance then youre missing out. She can sometimes be full of herself though. If you dont know a Kerrigan Reading you should because she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. Peace out!
Person: I can't beleive I dumped Kerrigan Reading!!! She was the most amazing person ever.
Person: I so wish I was friends with Kerrigan Reading. She seems so cool!!
Person: I so wish I was friends with Kerrigan Reading. She seems so cool!!
by duckshutup August 07, 2010
A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.
Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?
You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!
Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!
You: Totally got the 'news'!
You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!
Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!
You: Totally got the 'news'!
by TheGreatBigD August 27, 2014
like i said, suck a dick why are u reading this?
by LoganFuckingSucks August 19, 2020