Politically Retarded

Someone who has no business in politics, yet they still believe they are smart enough to talk about the subject.

Travis: Doodbro, what the hell is that dumbass talking about?
Matt: Don't make fun of him, his politically Retarded.

Politically Retarded by Mattbro December 22, 2008

Geographically retarded

When someone is constantly lost and never knows where they are. They don't know where any place is and even with a play by play of how to get there and will STILL get lost.

Nicki: (answers phone)
Eric: I'm lost
Nicki: I gave you directions.
Eric: I dont know where this place is
Nicki: ugh..you are so geographically retarded..you can never find anything

Geographically retarded by Haywoodjablowme83 March 31, 2010

your retarded 

Oh, the irony. "Your retarded" is incorrect. It should be "You're retarded". Saying "your retarded" is just making yourself retarded by not knowing the correct grammar.

Billy Bob: your retarded
Sally: Look who's talking. Get some grammar lessons, retard.

your retarded by Kathleen G. June 14, 2006

Rock Star Retarded 

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.

Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"

Rock Star Retarded by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010

borderline retarded 

1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.

2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.

3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.

That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.

If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.

That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.

borderline retarded by Gen. Pringle September 8, 2010

Deershit Retarded 

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."

Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."

Deershit Retarded by Ed54 July 6, 2010

Efrom the Retarded Rabbit

Bugs Bunny's real name

"All in favor of Bugs Bunny raise your hand...all in favor of Efrom the Retarded Rabbit raise your hand."
"Oh you can all go to hell."

Efrom the Retarded Rabbit by Simeon October 16, 2004