Greyhound race

When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.

Alright guys, whip out the champers, it's time to go greyhound racing

by drew christx May 27, 2005

White race

A race of people who simultaneously doesn't exist because we are all just humans but also does exist and is responsible for everything bad that ever happen in the history of the world.

The White race doesn't exist, but also it does exist and it's bad

by Callivan January 18, 2023

Slow down their speed racer

1. someone who says something they should not be saying

2. someone over exaggerating on something small

Angelos: wow! brandon your girlfriend is fucking hot

Andrew: slow down their speed racer

by racerspeed August 11, 2010

Turtle Race

Retardedly slow drivers who insist on going at least 10 miles under the speed limit, whilst in snychronization, causing the brains of all drivers behind the turtles to explode out of the tops of their heads.

When you're driving & 2 (or more) nitwits (usually people 55+) are having a turtle race at the exact same speed as eachother (generally 45 mph & lower) in front of you, making it so no one can pass until another lane opens, resulting in you, the driver, screaming really loudly due to infuriation.

by feirinnheit April 4, 2009

Downhill Racer

Sex act involving a person wanking two men simultaneously.

She gave Steve and Alec a downhill racer in the bathroom last week

by Jodiju April 6, 2011

Race Car Driver

A man who likes to engage in promiscuous interracial gay sex in restaurant bathrooms.

Frank: "Hey buddy. Name's Frank. You a race car driver?"
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*

by David Cline June 12, 2008

Another day at the races

The sexual act of covering one's flacid penis in peanut butter, to be licked off by a large amount of dogs/puppies.

Nick: (Covers penis in peanut butter) Time for another day at the races! Who wants to see me get my D wet?

Declan: Nick, all those puppies are ignoring you!

Nick: Aw crap.

by duelies2310 October 27, 2011