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rage paralysis

(reyj-puh-ral-uh-sis)
-noun
Pathology.
A deprival or lessening of willful movement in the entire
body; caused by the mind becoming so infuriated that it
must disconnect itself from the rest of the individual in
order to prevent an instance of homicide, or property
damage.

Note: usually occurs in sensible people who consciously
or subconsciously don't want to go to jail.
Today my landlord changed locks to my apartment because
I was a day late on the rent. When I called to tell him
he couldn't kick me out because my stuff was still
inside he said, "tough shit", and hung up. I was so pissed
I couldn't move (rage paralysis).
by uneven_floor May 21, 2008
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Raging Bull

When engaging in sex with seated, out of nowhere say, "I got AIDS!" Then try to hold on to your partner for as long as possible. Could be used as a compotition between cronies.
Girl: Oh it feels so good.
Guy: I got AIDs (Hold On Tight)

Raging Bull
by Squeak Scolari April 24, 2006
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raging boner

when a man gets a boner and runs around his house breaking items with it, such as windows, lamps, and otherwise glass objects.
Guy 1: “yo what happened to your window bro?”
Guy 2: “man I got a raging boner the other night
by your mother June 3, 2018
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Feminist Rage

Overwhelming feelings of frustration about the patriarchy, coupled with a desire to take action, resist, and dismantle the structures and systems that perpetuate gender inequality.
Today I woke up and felt a lot of feminist rage.
by IUDiva September 27, 2018
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rage quit

When a player ditches out of a game because they are extremely frustrated with the games outcome.
Dude, did you just rage quit again?!

Yea man, I can't stand not getting any kills
by Sideboob<cleavage September 4, 2010
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Raging Boner

When your pickle is harder than is comfortable, possibly causing you to want to go out and fuck a random hooker.
Dude 1 : OMFG I HAVE A RAGING BONER RIGHT NOW

Dude 2 : yeah, good morning to you too.
by mynodouesP February 12, 2012
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Food Rage

when your so hungry, you begin to eat, and cannot stop

The munchies without being baked
'' Damn nuggah, im having savage food rage rite bou' now''
by WOOPCHICKAOOO March 17, 2010
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