Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Purple Clover

When your old lady’s ass is worn out and beat up from too much anal and all them hemorrhoids look like a field of purple clover down there.

Rachel’s ass has been so vigorously anal sexed it’s a field of purple clover. She gonna need surgery on them piles.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

John was purple potatoes at night.

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

Purplebeard

A guy with a purple-dyed beard.

He's a purplebeard.

by Lovedpeace December 3, 2018

Purplesnurple

1.A beautiful color that no one has seen except for mr. shoop shoop.
2.It looks like a sunset.

3.used to compliment someone.

4. A description word

You look very purplesnurple today.

by Strawberryhead69 May 18, 2019

Purplesnurple

1. A word that can describe something beautiful.
2. The color of a sunset

It was looking purplesnurple so I could not resist.

by Strawberryhead69 May 18, 2019

Purple love muscle

A guy with a very veiny penis.

Last night, Liam sent me a picture of his purple love muscle.

by l3x017 October 24, 2019