A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
Get the Full Dong Pressmug. sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
Get the I’ll alert the pressmug. When something is getting on your nerves. Can also be used for when something is making you sad, shorter version of depressing.
by iitzoat February 11, 2021
Get the That’s pressingmug. by Nnnnnnn??? July 27, 2019
Get the Pressed Hotdogmug. A clerical mistake, or "typo," that results from the operator wearing artificial fingernails, or press-on nails.
by DC Dawg February 3, 2012
Get the Press-On Nail Errormug. "Hey those 2 black guy's are just sitting there waiting on a friend. They haven't bought anything, so they must be thug-pressing. Let's call the cops."
by PokeUMon May 27, 2018
Get the Thug-pressingmug.