president

Someone who apparently sucks. A lot. I mean people won't stop whining about him, so he's gotta be a bad person, right?

"Man, this president is a new low. Back in my day, presidents were patriotic and showed leadership!"
"Grandpa, didn't you say that when the previous guy got elected?"

by Someone you don't care about. January 26, 2022

president of iran

the president of iran is no more. he is gone. he got 200 pumped and the israelis and americans and saudis are currently hitting the griddy on him (and irans civilians)

“bro the president of iran got bodied hard last night”
“haha bozo”

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

ghost president

The person in the background who is really making all the decisions. You rarely see him and don't hear from him but he is persuading the President in the direction of his preference. The mind behind the face.

Trump may be the face of the president but Bannon is the ghost president working through him.

by 1hellova1 February 16, 2017

President Bush

A nightmare. Not even gonna specify which Bush because they both were.

Me: President Bush was a war-loving butcher and failure of a president.

Hi: Which one?

Me: Both.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020

The Behind the Music Presidency

Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.

-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!

-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!

-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....

by sukadog March 20, 2011

U.S president

Totally unimportant job

Gay u.s president joe biden likes little kids

by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

“The President Biden”

Sexual move: when a guy is deep inside a woman and is about to bust he yells “PRESIDENT BIDEN!” and then pulls out at the last moment.

I was really giving it to my girlfriend but just before I busted inside her I pulled off “The President Biden” and pulled out just in time.

by Disco808 July 23, 2024