Pork Crackling

Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd

Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!

by Daledoom August 30, 2020

Pork-chopping

To look at person as if looking at a tasty, juicy pork-chop

I went to a birthday party last night and this guy was pork-chopping me the whole time!

by JoshGuar February 8, 2015

parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

by Zedarius November 8, 2015

Belly Pork

Drop your panties and get ready for some hot loving

Man 'Do you fancy some belly pork tonight?'
Lady 'I'll be on the bed with my legs akimbo'

by Funfairy April 30, 2013

pork shutter

Pork Shutters are much like camel toes...when you can see you can see the inmprint of a womans pussy thru her pants.

check out the pork shutters on that chick....

by John Barth May 29, 2008

Bitter Pork

Pork which has the metallic tangy taste of blood, which is bitter like stale tears, devouring such pork whilst watching Maury Povich.

I can feel a bit of bitter pork coming on. Indeed, get the guns.

by Zannahq February 11, 2010

Pork Flakes

A breakfast meal consisting of porn only.

I normally have my daily dose of porn flakes right after i wake up.

by Sami December 5, 2004