pork shutter

Pork Shutters are much like camel toes...when you can see you can see the inmprint of a womans pussy thru her pants.

check out the pork shutters on that chick....

by John Barth May 29, 2008

parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

by Zedarius September 24, 2015

Pork-chopping

To look at person as if looking at a tasty, juicy pork-chop

I went to a birthday party last night and this guy was pork-chopping me the whole time!

by JoshGuar February 09, 2015

Pork Crackling

Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd

Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!

by Daledoom August 30, 2020

canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 08, 2008

Rock that Pork

In celebration of the wonderful Cuban pork sandwiches, can also apply to a great smoked ham, yummy stuffed pork chops, and thick hickory smoked bacon. Non-food uses are meant to be compliments when someone embraces the salsa, cha cha, or just excels at anything!

Wow, did you see that new couple on DWTS? They really did Rock that Pork on the rumba!

by Scollina April 25, 2011

Pork Flakes

A breakfast meal consisting of porn only.

I normally have my daily dose of porn flakes right after i wake up.

by Sami December 06, 2004