Piss Wedge

Something I came up with its kinda like piss ant or piss monkey. But its basically when your being stubborn and annoying or are just a cunt

"Your such a piss wedge" or "stop being a piss wedge"

by Bango May 14, 2020

safety piss

The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.

Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."

Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"

Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."

by Darren C August 31, 2010

Piss Wiggles

Main Entry: Piss•Wig•gles

Pronunciation: \ˈpis\ \ˈwi-gəl\

Function: verb

intransitive verb
1 : A small euphoric twitch or bodily shiver, caused by sudden relief of piss exiting the body.

"I got the piss wiggles at the end of the long piss I had to take."

"I get the piss wiggles every time I think about the bomb buddah"

by Justin & Ted October 30, 2008

piss hot

To test positive on a drug urinalysis (pee drug test)

I cant smoke weed because my job is doing a pee test on me and I don't want to piss hot.

by KevlarKev October 28, 2007

Hurricane of piss

A great deal of controversy, disturbance or distress which may follow an act.

Made famous by the Thick of It's Malcolm Tucker in response to the publicising of a new policy without the PM's permission.

'I'm gonna have to mop up a fucking hurricane of piss here'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

hippie piss

See also Hippy Piss. For some reason some editor didn't like the definition when it was submitted as "hippie piss," but I'm trying again. Anyway, it's a Southern Californian expression used to describe the smell of patchouli oil.

Steve said that the guy with dreadlocks smelled like hippie piss. Paul thought that the expression was clever and descriptive, so he submitted it to urbandictionary.com, but some asshole editor quashed it, so Paul resubmitted it as "hippy piss" and must have gotten a better editor. Anyway, that Earth-Day-loving, incense-burning, tie-dye-wearing guy with dreadlocks did smell like hippie piss, and no editor is going to tell me otherwise.

by Paul D. Key July 26, 2006

piss boner

An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.

I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.

by Flake Barias May 29, 2008