phelting

The act of pleasuring yourself with a champagne bottle and the cork popping inside.

“Did you hear why Tyler was in the hospital? He got caught phelting.”

by Cr1sPy March 21, 2025

Phelan Logic

Phelan Logic is when somebody says something so stupid it requires everyone to face palm simultaneously. For example it could be a very controversial take, a outrageous conspiracy theory or just when you want to make your friend sound stupid

Bro that is Phelan Logic.

by Crossley1 September 21, 2025

Pheaple

Yep thats pheaple

Couldn't you spell feeble or something

You ended up here

With pheaple

Dude 1: yo how do you spell feble
Dude 2: idk use pheaple the new better word
Dude 1: tf is that supposed to mean
Dude 2: yeah

by The creator of the word pheapl October 6, 2025

Phelim

Gimpy gimpy perm boy

Dad I don’t want to be like Phelim

by Isowlelelfkfoor November 16, 2025

phewphoria

phewphoria

That feeling of relief when someone else screwed up after initially thinking it was you.

phewphoria used in a sentence.

A colleague of mine just came bursting through my office door in a panic, thinking he brought our site down since this happened just as he made some changes to our Cloudflare config. He was pretty relieved to see the outage post.

by RadCruJones November 18, 2025

jazz phelanges

an energetic combination of the movement of your fingers and ridiculously exuberant facial expression

1) Jazz Phelanges are most frequently applied to express excitement toward a grand success or something totally epic, i.e. standing at the summit of tall mountains, BUT
2) They are put into action even more frequently in reference to our boss, Bob Ross.

by Ridgeford March 29, 2009

Jackson Pelphrey

A jerk who you learn to trust once you become friends and will do anything to help you

That guy is like a Jackson Pelphrey. Get to know him.

by Gay Fag 74 June 3, 2018