Pencil

a dude: “I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.”
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Pencil Grinder

a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".
KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!

Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.
by kiidtyphoon January 09, 2011
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Pencil Case Pussy

a pencil case pussy is when a pussy has been so over used it opens like a pencil case
by Nigga Central October 04, 2023
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Pencil pusher

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
by Pam the Pusher November 03, 2022
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Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.
She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.
by Alycisms July 07, 2021
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Docky Pencils

Verb; The act of putting three pencils up your dick hole or someone else's.
Person #1: Hey look, Ryan Gosling has docky pencils
Person #2: WTF is a docky pencil
Person #1: It's when you put three pencils up your dick hole
Person #1: WTF
by Schquagadangleschnit June 14, 2016
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The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
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