Mustard Pee

The yellowish liquid that comes out from an upside down mustard bottle right before you squirt mustard onto a food item. Usually groans can be heard from the squirter indicating that mustard pee came out of the bottle instead of mustard.

Ugh! There's mustard pee all over my hot dog!

by Cannibalporsche July 3, 2011

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pee up

something southern inner city kids say when they have to go to the bathroom

Ms. B, Imma pee up!! = Ms. B, I need to pee!

by veenerschnitzel May 2, 2009

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pee clear

Healthy; you drink lots of water and are a clean person.

"Drink tell you pee clear kids!"

by North Bend November 15, 2007

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Pee and Blow

The chaotic instance in which, during urination (esp. females) in a public area, the wind whistles through your legs, blowing your pee way off course. Can either end up in front of you, or covering your dropped jeans, resulting in a wet and smelly situation.

I experienced pee and blow the other day when I was crouching down by the roadside... my jeans got soaked. My mom had to put a towel on the car seat.

by SmileAndWave September 11, 2009

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Pee Porn

Pornography where people enjoy watching other people urinate smelly asparagus juices in and around each others mouths.

Ryan came all over while jerking off to pee porn. After he was done he peed on himself and continued to jack off.

by bigbauABlax December 16, 2008

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Pee Stew

When some jerk that uses the bathroom before you does not flush, thus leaving you with the options of cleaning up after him or just adding to the mess.
Once you have pissed on someone elses piss you have successfully created pee stew.

tom: Dude, the A-hole in front of me didn't flush.
Mark: Fuck it man, load up that porcelain can with some pee stew.
Tom: Good call, I love cooking...

by kevo282 May 15, 2010

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