A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.
Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.
Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.
Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!
by Lionhearte May 24, 2008
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by North Bend October 23, 2007
The yellowish liquid that comes out from an upside down mustard bottle right before you squirt mustard onto a food item. Usually groans can be heard from the squirter indicating that mustard pee came out of the bottle instead of mustard.
by Cannibalporsche July 02, 2011
Pornography where people enjoy watching other people urinate smelly asparagus juices in and around each others mouths.
Ryan came all over while jerking off to pee porn. After he was done he peed on himself and continued to jack off.
by bigbauABlax December 03, 2008
When some jerk that uses the bathroom before you does not flush, thus leaving you with the options of cleaning up after him or just adding to the mess.
Once you have pissed on someone elses piss you have successfully created pee stew.
Once you have pissed on someone elses piss you have successfully created pee stew.
tom: Dude, the A-hole in front of me didn't flush.
Mark: Fuck it man, load up that porcelain can with some pee stew.
Tom: Good call, I love cooking...
Mark: Fuck it man, load up that porcelain can with some pee stew.
Tom: Good call, I love cooking...
by kevo282 May 14, 2010
by Jack May 31, 2004