poolbastardman

1: A favorite among sheep for having a small penis (hurts less).
2: Chat Whore in training.
3: A small square patch of hair on the palm of your hand.

"I wish I was poolbastardman so my sheep would stop waking up the neighbors."

by LC February 17, 2005

Poolock

A poolocker seduces their victim before handcuffing them to an immovable object and defecating on them.

If I catch you cheating again I will poolock you.

by Sharktech December 21, 2009

Pool dick

Popping a bonner in the pool.

Can't get out right now babe, I have pool dick.

by Zippy69 June 9, 2015

poolfuck

I actually have no clue what this is. Just needed to define it so I could win in scrabble

Look those guys poolfuck

by ScrabbleMan123 December 25, 2019

fuck pool

The "pool" containing all of the STD's in a particular school, neighborhood or other group of people. It is like a gene pool for STD's. It's size can be measured by the number of people and how many std's they each have. The fuck pool is shared often between the horny people within that group so it should be of concern to you as you would'nt want to get AIDS. When a new person having gets a new std, the fuck pool expands, thus increasing everyone's risk.

"oh shit i got the clap"
"by adding ur std to the fuck pool you are increasing my chance indirectly of getting ur that std."

by Someone_abcdefg October 24, 2007

Shootin' pool with a rope

Attempting sexual intercourse with a impotent penis.

Green, Last night bro, I was so gone off X I was shootin' pool with a rope.. My girl was pissed!

by CGreen264 January 16, 2010

Aids pool

It's where a group of 10 or more thots try to bang every man in sight.

Be careful Timmy don't get close to that aids pool

by Sanequea November 26, 2017