Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
Get the Creep Creeping Past Expirationmug. by NNDOG January 11, 2025
Get the pastedmug. by Tristan219 May 29, 2019
Get the pink pastemug. As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2024
Get the Talent past its expiration datemug. When on occasional spectacle wearer uses glasses to compensate when concentrating. Arms at 10 past, lens frame at 10 o'clock
by FishboyLells January 13, 2021
Get the Glasses at 10 past 10mug. These are roblox characters who are 5 y/o girls or 58 year old man behind the screen, they usually say your poor ( Probably you are ) And who wears those toothpicks legs with a stiched face so they can shut the heck up,they make fun of your ROBLOX CHARACTER because they think THEY are better than you
Dragon_125xx: Hello im new on this game
Copy n' paste: OMG WHY ARE U LIKE THAT HAHAHAAHAAHHA...NO ROBUX HAHAHAA.
Dragon_125xx: i just litterally said im new, are you blind?, didnt you see my chat you little dumb-
Copy n' paste: HUH HUH I CANt HEAR YOUUUUUUUUU
Dragon_125xx:... This is a game you cant hear the chats.
Copy n' paste: YA IK UGH YOUR SO ANNOYING
Dragon_125xx: When did i ask your opinion
Copy n' paste: uh....uhm Idk....uh... * Logs off*
Copy n' paste: OMG WHY ARE U LIKE THAT HAHAHAAHAAHHA...NO ROBUX HAHAHAA.
Dragon_125xx: i just litterally said im new, are you blind?, didnt you see my chat you little dumb-
Copy n' paste: HUH HUH I CANt HEAR YOUUUUUUUUU
Dragon_125xx:... This is a game you cant hear the chats.
Copy n' paste: YA IK UGH YOUR SO ANNOYING
Dragon_125xx: When did i ask your opinion
Copy n' paste: uh....uhm Idk....uh... * Logs off*
by China Money March 7, 2022
Get the Copy n' pastemug. Hym "Yeah you want me to move right past it. I'm not going to do it but you CLEARLY want me to do that. How does empathy feel? Is it good? Do you like it? I don't know. I don't do it. Is it like... Dope? Or something? Do you like it?"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
Get the Move right past itmug.