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A digusting feline with no brains. Usually found on window-sills, generally looking ugly. Dementos' have no purpose and you would be extremely unlucky to come across one.
OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!

Thats Demento
by sideshowjojo February 04, 2010

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A small parcel of food usually served at a dinner party, with likness to an horderve or an appetiser. It is usually filled with a sweet or savoury component of your choice, wrapped in a delicate pastry case.
Would Sir like a Pasteesh?
by sideshowjojo December 02, 2016

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