head em off at the pass

an old term meaning: to get to where they're going before they even know what the fuck you are doing

if i cut across the grass then i can head em off at the pass

by awesome24678 June 15, 2011

g pass

1. Something Weezy F Baby doesn't need given to him, he's past that. He actually hands them out now, and you can't have one.
2. A card that certifies one as a "G."

1. And I don't even need a G pass, I'm past that
I'm passin em out now, and you can't have that
2. I just got my G pass in the mail, Kyle. Now I can go to Compton!

by A-Ron $izzle 2 Tha 3rd Power December 12, 2006

Celebrity Free Pass

A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.

Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.

by gingerale011 April 11, 2011

Pittsburgh play action pass

when you are having anal sex and you don't want to get your dick poopy, so you grab your dick in a thumbs up, stick it in her butt hole, and the motion jacks you off at the same time

Yo bro, does your dick smell bad from that girls ass?

No way dude, i Pittsburgh play action passed her so i didn't have to sport a poopy dick

by Kirby Hunt May 23, 2009

closed pass

to give someone a closed pass is to ignore them as you walk past them, after having been walking in the opposite direction towards each other. i.e. keeping your head down, not making eye contact.

the opposite is an open pass, in which you acknowledge the other person, giving them eye contact and/or a smile and/or a greeting as you pass them.

mate, i saw that guy that i hooked up with on wednesday night in the arts building today. it was well awkward! i was so embarrassed, i gave him a closed pass.

by grimeywords June 12, 2007

gaytto pass

Noun: The gay version of a ghetto pass for straight people, enabling its holder to pass through traditionally hostile homosexual territory, i.e. the rough trade section of the local gay community.

Passing through the Castro at 1 am man? Make sure your gaytto pass is up to date.

by The Sullier December 13, 2010

donkey pass

A step above a Kitchen Pass. Permission, from the wife or significant other, to go out on the town and act like a complete ass.

Lagree got a Donkey Pass from his wife to go to Myrtle Beach for Bike Week.

by Greezy636 March 19, 2014