nerd pants

pants that are too short. they're not capris, but they're not long pants either. they are annoying. they go up to your ankles, and usually only nerds wear them.

That boy's nerd pants are so annoying!

by 7upchickenduck January 24, 2010

sick in the pants

1. diarrhea
2. an unexpected anal lahar

Aaron's night of partying with the cheerleader was cut short when he became sick in the pants.

by Stu J. July 28, 2007

Sausage Pants

A pair of stretchy, skin-tight, lululemon / athletic pants that make every girl look like they are wearing sausage skin as pants. They also make every girls ass look phenomenal - yes, every girl.

That girl's sausage pants are out of control - you can see every bump in her rump.

by johnson freebone November 30, 2009

pant moustache

Muff spillage. Not so much down the leg as over the waistband. Unruly fanny wire.

"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

baggy-pants

an archaic term meaning to either a) leave ones computer terminal unlocked and unattended, or b) let a usenet group know that someone has left their terminal unattended by posting a message proclaiming that they wear baggy pants.

sense a)
"I baggy-pantsed the other day (as i am a useless M$ windows user) and someone wiped out my work"

sense b) posted on a usenet group -
"hello my name is useless windows user and i waer baggy pants"

by obi1666 February 19, 2003

pants monster

a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.

Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.

by Al March 29, 2005

Pants or shorts

A fun game to play in any area with black people in which you must try to guess if the black person is wearing either pants or shorts.

Joe: Hey steve is that smoke stack wearing pants or shorts?

Steve: Well they are to his ankles but his ass is hanging out all over the place, I'm gunna go shorts.

by Feltronix March 30, 2009