Gay panic

1. When a person experiences a feeling of nervousness or excitement after having an interaction with a person of the same gender they are romantically/sexually attracted to.

2. When someone else finds out about your sexuality without you intending them to.

1. "Omg my crush just spoke to me, I'm having a gay panic moment!"

2. Them:" Wait, she? I thought you're straight "
You: *in gay panic mod*

by Cheesecake_101 March 31, 2023

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panic pussy

When you’re so desperate for some pussy, you panic and call everyone you wanna fuck, until you get laid.

“My friend wanted to have sex because he was desperate, he was calling me for some panic pussy”

by Strawberrrries February 7, 2023

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Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023

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dookie dookie panic

When you have a turtlehead poking out and can't find a bathroom.

I was stuck in traffic when the dookie dookie panic set in.

by loveoflanguage October 13, 2023

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satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.

The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.

by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023

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