Lockdown legs

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.

Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.

by kidchameleon May 27, 2020

leg mullet

When you shaved your legs for a while and when you do, you miss a whole line down the back of your leg.

Man, did you see Justine’s leg mullet? She must be one hairy SOB.

by Naughty Naomi July 10, 2020

Stable Leg

A chronic condition in which one's leg is stiff and not easy to move. It can be cured through intensive therapy and rehab, often times relating to dance and a freer attitude.

Omg it looks like Chad has stable leg, he needs to dance more.

by Bruhimsleeping.exe July 30, 2020

best legs

the best legs

Nathan Thompson has the best legs

by eggy smo November 28, 2017

Sticky leg

The unanticipated ejaculation produced from a male's penis whilst wearing trousers, normally in the form of tight skinny jeans which then begins to run down one's leg. This is normally produced in nightclubs across the world from grinding on a potential sexual partner for too long.

"Alright mate? why are you heading to the toilet, the club is banging?"

"I've got to go to the toilet and wipe this sticky leg off, I've been grinding with a girl all night!"

by JDS97 June 7, 2016

gamer's legs

When you have been playing video games for too long and your legs feel numb and woozy when you try to walk.

I've been gaming too much today; I have gamer's legs.

by Dode222 May 14, 2016

Hangover legs

when your legs feel like they're gonna drop off from obsessive amount of alchol from the night before.

Oh and not drinking a glass of water before bed

I've got proper bad hangover legs today

by Risky farts May 3, 2016