National Anal Week

A week in which there are finals and you do anal, immediately.
Bro I can't belive it's almost national anal week, it feels like the semester just started
by AssEater123454321 December 14, 2020
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Two week rule

The two week rule was used by Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt when they were together. It means that they must see each other every two weeks no matter what. Larries believe that Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson also use this rule as their tour dates and other events leave room for it.
Louis: oi oi babe I’ll see you in two weeks ya know what I mean

Harry: Of course Lou the two week rule I know
by Larrystylinson28/09/13 February 19, 2021
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linemen appreciation week

The third week of July where Linemen get rewarded for protecting the Quarterback, opening lanes for the Running Back, and working in the trenches
Hey Jack, I got you a present for Linemen Appreciation Week!
Jack: Thanks man! At least I get some appreciation once in a while
by XxX_God_XxX April 24, 2019
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Two Week Rule

When one friend wants to hook up with someone but lacks the courage to do it, the other friend gives them two weeks to do it before they jump in and hook up with said person.
Courtney: I've been talking to this guy for weeks and I want to hook up with him so bad!

Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.
by ladydestroyer November 09, 2011
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Facebook is Bullshit Week

Takes place in the second week of December. Participants of Facebook is Bullshit Week are required to do one thing on facebook every day for a week, that is complete bullshit, without getting rumbled.

Of the seven FiBW deeds, compulsory features include:
x1 FiBW status
x1 FiBW photo upload
x1 FiBW event 'Attending' (or make your own event! It's all bullshit to me!)
x1 FiBW page 'Like'

Other optional FiBW deeds can include:
Relationship status change
Town/City change
About Me change
Comment on ridiculous public page

All FiBW deeds must be in some way public - be that to everyone or just your friends - private messaging is not included.
You must not announce your participation in FiBW. That defeats the whole purpose.
If you are caught participating in FiBW, congratulations to your friend. They are obviously not to be fucked with.

Happy FiBWing everyone!
(On Facebook)
"Person McPerson is eating a sandwich."

Bernard: Dude why the fuck did you make your status 'is eating a sandwich.'? Are you doing Facebook is Bullshit Week or something?
Person McPerson: God damn you Bernard for rumbling me
by Sorcha McNiven December 09, 2012
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Pre-Break Week

Pre-Break Week is the week before any holiday or vacation for school. It is usually filled with many tests and homework assignments. For reasons unknown, teachers gang up on students and try to cram any last minute work they forgot to give their students in the prior weeks.
Joe: Yo man, my English teacher gave me 50 pages to read out of our book for Pre-Break Week. It's all due Thursday.

Bob: My History teacher is giving us a test Friday on all of the countries in the World. Man, I hate Pre-Break Week.
by sexybox April 07, 2009
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mid-week crisis

Usually occuring about Wednesday - half way to the weekend - and categorized by doing something drastic, but not too drastic.... Just something that is enough to get you through the week and, perhaps, to get other people to look or act differently towards you.
I got so crunk because of my mid-week crisis.

My mid-week crisis caused me to dye my hair green.
by BlackWidow September 10, 2006
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