An online game intended for 8-12 year old children, that involves trading and conversing with others around the world as an animal of your choice. Animal Jam used to be good when it was first created in 2010, but overtime, it grew worse and worse until it was absolute shit invaded by horny children and jerks. Jammers to this day are rare-obsessed brats who care about nothing but pixelated items, causing them to scam others into giving them more rares. Animal Jam was once a very fun-loving video game but is now a game of war and pixel sex.
by sHoCk W4vE September 04, 2017
a form of spoken word poetry in which social and/or political commentary is performed to the accompaniment of slow tempo or moderately tempo instrumental music.
1. President Obama was so cool when he slowed jammed the news on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.
2. I liked the jazz music that the band played during that slow jam the news segment.
2. I liked the jazz music that the band played during that slow jam the news segment.
by azizip17 April 27, 2012
The complete and utter halt of any and all traffic in Ottawa, Canada while President Obama rolls around in his monster sled aptly named "The Beast" for 6 hours.
P.S. I hope the "Beavertail" was worth tying up Ottawa traffic for an extra hour durring rush hour.
P.S. I hope the "Beavertail" was worth tying up Ottawa traffic for an extra hour durring rush hour.
Usually I pick my blazing hot wife up at 3:46, but due to the Obama Jam, she spent an hour sitting in a crappy OC Transpo bus waiting for The Beast to roll by.
by Shaithis February 20, 2009
Jared "lets go son, i'll knock you out"
Andrew "fine...punk"
Andrew knocks jared out
Andrew "FIG JAM...Biatch"
Andrew "fine...punk"
Andrew knocks jared out
Andrew "FIG JAM...Biatch"
by smeags dawg June 19, 2004
A person who is addicted to perc 30's but can't afford them. You can find them at parties asking for a bump and they'll get you back. They can be spotted by looking nervous and shaky. They are the cheebah hawks of percocets. This person is usually really stingy, always trying to bum somethin such as a cigarette mainly Newport, a hit from a bowl, or simply a small line.
by camhcaz17 April 05, 2010
Space Angel blew the shit out of me and when I was ready to sand blast her face nothing would happen, I had a fucking Pearl Jam.
by Butcher's Pal July 25, 2009
When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.
Tim: "These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."
by jeanjamisreal August 18, 2015