Ghost grannies

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.

Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?

by Westy3581 July 6, 2022

Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.

“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??

by WolfFL November 3, 2023

Smash the granny out of her

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.

Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter

"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"

by The funny word game May 20, 2020

Uppa fucking granny

A massive box with ket heads and rats

Let’s go uppa fucking granny

by Jammysandwich420 March 10, 2021

Granny

A boys cock and ballsack. Ballsack is like a grandmothers saggy tits

I have a swoll granny

by Ms.keith October 17, 2017

granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short April 20, 2016