farts from the front

Indian name for a female that when she farts it comes out the either side.

by niodin March 10, 2008

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two front teeth

Something That You Want The Most For Christmas. From the song "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

by Tim Godsil November 24, 2007

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Shut the f* up
Are you serious?
When someone states the obvious.

Susie: "They told me that the moon will not shine forever."
Sam: "Shut the front door!"

by Karann August 13, 2005

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Politically correct way of saying, Shut the fuck up when at work or in front of parents etc

Boss: We have tos stay back Friday night for 2 hours to order new brochures
Employee: Shut the front door!

by kj17 July 05, 2012

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When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

by AJAX McClammen April 18, 2008

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When a woman queefs and it stuns you.

Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.

by Rawnuts69 July 28, 2023

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A child that grew up without adult supervision. A child that roams the front yard without a care.

"Why does he act like that?"
"What? Oh, he was a front yard baby"

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