Ramen Noodles

The go to food for college students.

Aw crap! I’m poor and got no food in the fridge. I’ve been starving for 3 days and only got $2! What can I get? RAMEN NOODLES!

by You want a cookie? June 14, 2018

Noodle Down

(Verb) Investigate and clarify.

We need to Noodle Down on this issue and remove the mystery.

by Bitter!! November 3, 2010

Biddy Noodling

(n.) the act of getting a chick and making her yours for a night/life

info: based on catfish noodling

Daniel: I'm bored.
Anthony: Let's go biddy noodling!
Daniel: How bout we go for those biddies over there!
Anthony: Yeah! Nicki and Anna are so hot!
Daniel: Get da bait ready! ;)

by PhoenixRising33 August 14, 2010

noodle 500

driving around your block numerous times and not letting your friend in the car.

STOP DOING THE NOODLE 500!!!! We are going to be late to the movie.

by IM KAMPFING ALL OVER May 19, 2009

Carbonated noodles

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.

"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."

by Octember13 October 11, 2009

Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.

Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.

by MAG66 March 21, 2017

Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.

Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.

by Fagtree August 7, 2010