Puppy Noodle

A new term for a snake.

Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!

by Da_Evil_Doggo June 4, 2018

noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.

Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!

by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019

warm noodle

When it’s cold outside and you get a boner that goes down against your leg, feeling like a warm noodle.

Me: Dude i was outside and my warm noodle came again.

by crustmeister December 18, 2017

Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle

Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.

by Kel82 January 13, 2018

Noodle Groovin'

When someone on drugs cant stop moving. Dancing without any music in a herky jerky manor. Tweaking, twitching, etc.

This crazy meth head bitch was noodle groovin' so hard in front of walmart that she failed to notice how naked she was

by elsbeth April 22, 2020

Extra Noodle

The extra skin at the end of one's penis that can hold an assortment of things in it, one such thing being cottage cheese or sour cream...mmmm yum. One of the many perks of being uncut.

Be sure to pullback the extra noodle when you pee or when you're in the shower so you can clean the whole noodle! :)

by nadnerByorluM@ April 25, 2020

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020