string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

by Delphius July 6, 2019

bungee string

Wigan-ese The thin strip of skin that is on the underside of your knob.

It is impossible to crack one off with nowt but a Freemans mail order catalogue, I nearly snapped me bungee string it took so long, said P Diddy

by Johnny 5 is Alive May 8, 2008

text string

A series of texts messages that tie back to one overall text message conversation

My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend

by GO COCKS March 24, 2017

string smashing

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.

Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()

by benju May 9, 2013

String bean

A person who looks tall and thin

"Man that guy is such a string bean looking motherfucker"

by Hannah10xo October 25, 2022

String-tit

Beautiful perky breasts

Hey bro see that beautiful girl over there she has amazing “string-tits)

by Arielpanda June 28, 2018

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”

by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024